Dear Final Fantasy XV boys: wear your damn seat belts

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Final Fantasy XV, I have a problem with your car.

Don’t get me wrong. The Regalia is a fine-looking ride for any prince and his band of leather-clad bros. I really appreciate its customizable looks, from decals to detailing. I love filling my glove compartment with Final Fantasy albums for those long road trips. But, seriously, where are its seat belts?

There’s nothing I love more than watching these sweet soft boys head out on a road trip. What I do not enjoy is watching cocky little Noctis clamber up on the back of the convertible, legs splayed, as he showboats for every passing car and cactuar.

Okay, I lied a little. I do enjoy hitting the brakes and watching everyone pitch forward, like so:

alright who’s not wearing their…

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